Wow. WOW! First of all, lady, please don't insult my husband, whom I totally adore. Second, please don't imply that my astonishing beauty* is insufficient to counteract whatever ugliness your side of the family might be contributing. Third, please don't insult my unborn child, who will quite obviously be the most beautiful baby ever to grace the earth with his presence. And if you're going to simultaneously insult my husband, me, and my future child, please don't do so via comparison to the child of someone with whom I already have an unpleasantly competitive relationship and a whole lotta baggage.
So I stabbed her AND BFB in the face, cast a spell on Jane so that she will grow up hideous, and Mr. Bunny and Bun Bun and I went out to dinner. THE END.
*A friend of my mother's recently sent this photo of Little Me. See? Bun Bun will be adorable.
|And will love stripes, just like Mama.|