HA HA HA I AM SO FUNNEEEEEEE. I should totally have saved this AWESOME JOKE for a moment when I actually had a negative test (all too soon, all too soon), but I figure this is the only pea my garden will ever produce, so best seize the moment. Or carpe peaem, if you will.
DAMN, I'm hilarious today.
But seriously, ya'll, I grew a pea! Let me prove it to you. Because the internet is full of lies.
OH, HOW WE WILL FEAST TONIGHT! And, speaking of produce, here's where my lettuce goes! Of course I'd rather have bunnies than lettuce. Did you even need to ask?
Bunnies for our Bunny. How appropriate and HILARIOUS! I LOVE (yes I am shouting at you) your pee on a stick picture. I LOVE it!
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That is a gorgeous pea. And I think that joke will stay evergreen as long as it is needed. Mind if I pull it out (if I ever work up the courage to actually pee on one of the 6 sticks in my medicine cabinet?)
ReplyDeleteOh, this post made me hungry! I can't wait to hear what you did with that gorgeous pea! :) And...WOW. The POAS joke is really something special!!!
ReplyDeleteyou only planted the lettuce to get the bunnies. like a bird feeder. but for bunnies.
ReplyDeletei planted tons of peas this year in the hope that this time i'd be able to pick enough at once to have a reasonable side dish. ha. ha. luckily a few peas taste nice thrown into almost anything.
Oh dear gawd, this is just what I needed this morning. A wee chuckle. (A pea chuckle?) Congrats on your pea success. :) Our garden still looks so infantile right now. The tomatoes are starting to stand up and branch out with enough vigor to require new cages, but not much else seems to be going on. Instead of bunnies, we have groundhog issues. Apparently our groundhog from last year (that limey bitch!) decided to squat out 5 babies under the back deck of a neighboring house for sale, and those fuckers think our backyard is their personal playground. (They are ridiculously cute though.) I just worry mostly that our cat or dogs will tango with them and we'll be financing our vet's next cruise to the Carribbean with our bill.
ReplyDeleteYou kill me! That's so great. Congrats on your bounteous harvest!
ReplyDeleteGreat joke! It took me a moment to see the stick and really get the joke! Too cute! So is the bunny.
ReplyDeletei think perhaps your fertility is tied to your garden. and as you're garden is becoming fruitful, so are you!! *yaay*!!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW! Bountiful harvest you have there, bunny. You are not going to believe this, but only today, I opened a pod and finding ONE bean, had pang of infertility empathy for the bean plant.
ReplyDeleteNature, eh? CRUEL, MEAN THING.
Oh I love you bunny. I needed a laugh and you delivered.
ReplyDeleteYou are definitely FUNNEEEEEE.
And I'm glad you didnt wait to post this as I needed to smile TODAY, thanks.
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You could make a fortune with your new line of organic "pea sticks." For infertile hippies!
ReplyDeleteHaha, love the pea. That reminds me, I need to pick mine! Leave it to me to let them all wither on the vine...
ReplyDeleteCute bunny :).
LOL cute. Yea for growing things. Your garden looks great.
ReplyDeletePea on a stick! Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI love to grow peas...so easy, even I can not kill them. Yay me!
Love Twangy's infertile bean empathy.
HILARIOUS:) And I like to think of the bounty of that nifty pea as a sign of other things growing in your, er, garden. I'll leave the analogy there.
ReplyDeleteThat was high-larious. High-larious, I tell you.
ReplyDeleteI like the analogies that the others are making. Gardening just feels like hope, doesn't it? Even without the pregnancy (or, as it may be, POAS) connection, you can't put things in the ground, care for them, and wait and watch through the spring without having some real hope for the outcome.
Sorry, I'm all weepy lately....and this is getting me going.
(a) I love peas and think it's fab that you grew one
ReplyDelete(b) I love your photo and that you wrote on the pea.
I wish I could garden -- then I wouldn't feel as if I sucked the life out of everything. I'm jealous of your pea.
i think i say this every single time i comment on your blog ... you crack me right up! i absolutely love reading your blog!
ReplyDeleteLol, good one! And that bunny is SO cute!
ReplyDeleteYep. Good one. Made me giggle
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