Friday, March 25, 2011

Just as I suspected!

I'd been feeling some mysterious twanging sensations coming from my uterus, so I decided to schedule an ultrasound to make sure everything was okay.

Sure enough....

*

Of course I was super relieved that Bun Bun is fine. But then it hit me....I have NO IDEA how to take care of a baby ukulele. I mean, what does a baby ukulele even EAT? But then I found this book:




So we're set.



*That's not Bun Bun, just some random internet fetus. And no, I didn't really have an ultrasound. Because everything's fine. Just extremely and hilariously TWANGY!
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18 comments:

  1. lady pumpkinMarch 25, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    HA! Hilarious. Thanks, Bunny. I needed that. xo

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  2. Bionic Baby MamaMarch 25, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    are you sure it's a uke? could be a fetal guitar.

    i hope it doesn't get so big it pushes against bun bun. don't want him to end up a flat minor. that's key.

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  3. AlexMarch 25, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    This is so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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  4. Secret SloperMarch 25, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    I hope Bun Bun is practicing her scales in there. I don't want her to get behind the other ukulele-playing fetuses. You can't make up those early weeks.

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  5. ASPMarch 25, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    You're the best! ;)

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  6. cdgMarch 25, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    :) where do you find this stuff????? love the comic relief, a very good thing during my 2ww.

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  7. AlisonMarch 25, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    You're hilarious.

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  8. Twangypearl the Elastic GirlMarch 25, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    Ha! Really? But yes, Twangy, that HAS to be good.

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  9. bunnyMarch 25, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    It certainly makes me think of you, T.

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  10. LisaMarch 25, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    You crack me up...

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  11. irrationalexuberanceMarch 25, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    Seriously? You may be the funniest person I kind-of-know-but-not-really.

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  12. AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Good thing you're not gestating a cello player :).

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  13. AugustaMarch 26, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    Hilarity. Delivering a ukulele might be a tough part though. Glad you are arming yourself with knowledge on the care and feeding of baby ukuleles. Thanks for the laugh, Bunny.

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  14. AdeleMarch 26, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    Just frightened the dog, I laughed so hard at the sight of that ukulele. Looks like you have a bluegrass baby, there:)

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  15. AmyGMarch 26, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    I had already learned to not be drinking anything when I read your posts, but I still end up sputtering from laughing.

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  16. JBMarch 26, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    Thank goodness you're having a C-section, because you do NOT want to know what kind of tear results from a breach ukelele delivery. Better not to risk it. Also, be glad Bun Bun chose a simple stringed instrument instead of a drumkit or a tuba.

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  17. RoccieMarch 27, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Be careful. That ukelele book looks dated. I mean, did you see her shoes with those stovepipes? Make sure you get the most recent edition.

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  18. ALMarch 29, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    hahahahaha!

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