Friday, March 25, 2011

Just as I suspected!

I'd been feeling some mysterious twanging sensations coming from my uterus, so I decided to schedule an ultrasound to make sure everything was okay.

Sure enough....

*

Of course I was super relieved that Bun Bun is fine. But then it hit me....I have NO IDEA how to take care of a baby ukulele. I mean, what does a baby ukulele even EAT? But then I found this book:



So we're set.



*That's not Bun Bun, just some random internet fetus. And no, I didn't really have an ultrasound. Because everything's fine. Just extremely and hilariously TWANGY!

18 comments:

  1. HA! Hilarious. Thanks, Bunny. I needed that. xo

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  2. are you sure it's a uke? could be a fetal guitar.

    i hope it doesn't get so big it pushes against bun bun. don't want him to end up a flat minor. that's key.

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  3. This is so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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  4. I hope Bun Bun is practicing her scales in there. I don't want her to get behind the other ukulele-playing fetuses. You can't make up those early weeks.

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  5. :) where do you find this stuff????? love the comic relief, a very good thing during my 2ww.

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  6. Ha! Really? But yes, Twangy, that HAS to be good.

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  7. It certainly makes me think of you, T.

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  8. Seriously? You may be the funniest person I kind-of-know-but-not-really.

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  9. Good thing you're not gestating a cello player :).

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  10. Hilarity. Delivering a ukulele might be a tough part though. Glad you are arming yourself with knowledge on the care and feeding of baby ukuleles. Thanks for the laugh, Bunny.

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  11. Just frightened the dog, I laughed so hard at the sight of that ukulele. Looks like you have a bluegrass baby, there:)

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  12. I had already learned to not be drinking anything when I read your posts, but I still end up sputtering from laughing.

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  13. Thank goodness you're having a C-section, because you do NOT want to know what kind of tear results from a breach ukelele delivery. Better not to risk it. Also, be glad Bun Bun chose a simple stringed instrument instead of a drumkit or a tuba.

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  14. Be careful. That ukelele book looks dated. I mean, did you see her shoes with those stovepipes? Make sure you get the most recent edition.

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