Because I bought a teaching model of the brain a few years ago, I am on the mailing list of the An.atomica1 Chart Compa.ny. The ACC is a supplier of medical models and charts, and I am always happy when my catalogue arrives. Despite the fact that the content is always pretty much the same--there don't appear to be seasonal fashions in medical models. Anyway, the new catalogue came last week and I was flipping through it when lo! I found exactly the same model of the uterus that my RE's office has! It's known as uterus /ovaries with pathologies, and I bet many of you have seen it. It's the one with all the nasty looking junk on it. It occurred to me that I could have my very own uterus/ ovaries with pathologies for a mere $72! And when I see my RE on the 26th, and he starts explaining where he found various things, I could be like, show me on MY uterus! Mine isn't covered with grubby finger prints and little pen marks. And he would blink at me in confusion, and I would whip out my model! It would be SUPER FUNNY.
On the next page were the human pregnancy models. Made of life-like material! So I was thinking, if I never get pregnant, I can still have some fetal development of my very own. For only $530! Then I got very sad and cried. Maybe I'll buy an Understanding Erectile Dysfunction Anatomical Chart to cheer myself up. It's on sale.