Monday, July 19, 2010

HI! HI! IS THIS THING ON?

It's Pitty here! Bunny's asleep so I'm taking this opportunity for a quick post. Won't she be surprised when she sees this! Anyways, what a total BITCH, huh?! AS IF she can tell me what to do. So yesterday I gave her a rise in estrogen just to show her that I'm IN CONTROL HERE. Today I'll trigger the LH surge, and she'll be like thanks for making me have a quickie before leaving for the airport, but I guess this gives me a pretty good shot, and maybe I shouldn't have been so rude to you. And if she's still a bitch, just you wait!  I know a pituitary who gave its person Gigantism just for eating too many onions! Bunny doesn't know how good she has it. And this one time, at Gland Camp....shit, she's waking up. I'm OUT!

17 comments:

  1. OMG Pitty, ure so right! Ur like my gland twin or sometin! I gave my one nasal hair once, she was getting so uppity and yap yap yap, whining like constantly all the time, getting up in my face anshit, i had to show her who was BOSS.....

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  2. So rarely do IF blogs have me laughing aloud. But Gland Camp? Fan. Tastic.

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  3. pitty - please drop a GOOD egg for bunny, or perhaps 2 or 3, so she can get knocked up this month. multiples wouldn't be a bad thing either :o)

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  4. Ha!!! Thanks for making me smile today. Hope you get that quickie in before the airport.

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  5. Holy smokes! The talking pituitary! Too funny! It would be so great to conceive on this cycle because it would be such a great story.

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  6. :)

    Double-damn! on no surge yesterday. But I am super super hoping for LH today. Although if it comes tomorrow, well, it will give you and Mr. Bunny something to do in your hotel room between napping off your jet lag... sounds pretty romantic. Then later you can tell you future child that he/she was conceived in Germany, to earn that coveted "ewwwwww" response.

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  7. I started cracking up at the lead. Seriously, this is funny. As is my visual image of you guys trying to have your quickie in the airport lounge. Good luck and have fun!

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  8. Pitty, get your shit together, girl! I don't care what kind badass skills you picked up at Gland Camp, I will cut you if you screw this up for my friend bunny!

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  9. hahaha..come on, Pitty. Do your thing!

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  10. Come on, Pitty! Behave. But a quickie before leaving the airport works:) And is a lot better than trying to figure it out on the other side amid all the many things that can go wrong in transit...

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  11. I am still rooting for a backup Mile High session.

    This gland is cracking me up. All day.

    Think of gland.

    Laugh.

    Oh, I owe you!

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  12. Pitty...... You need to listen to Bunny, she's your boss and she does know best. Time to show her some respect.

    (can you tell I have been busy trying to obedience train my pup all morning.. apparantly its all about showing them who is boss so maybe if you take the bad cop approach it might work. Its supposed to work for dogs...might have to ask my trainer if it works with pituitary glands too)

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  13. LOL ... you're such a character, Bunny!

    Happy travels and look forward to your updates when you're back.

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  14. Awww Pitty, can't you throw poor ol' Bunny a bone every now and then? Oh, and I want to hear that Gland Camp story next time.

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  15. Hi Bunny! Just popping by to say..."oh yeah. Germans are also sort of openly kinky." I might have warned you ahead of time. Like say, hey there will be a sex shop in the airport. But, what fun would that be? I was just thinking of you and hoping that you are eyeballs deep in a "mas" and sitting in a biergarten watching some fella with an amazing moustache peel a radish. Oh, and hopefully you picked up one hot dirndl. :)

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  16. You're very funny. I've stopped by your blog a few times before. I see you are a psychologist. I am not at all fond of psychologists right now, but I'll make an exception for you. Hope you get lucky soon!

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