I've decided to take the Kajillions I made with my specialized pregnancy tests and develop a new product, the Fertility Bartender. Unlike those of you who are all, eh, drinking, I can take it or leave it, I really like to get my drink on. (Although I have noticed that my desire to drink tends to vanish once I actually can. That's annoying!) I've got a whole bunch of months coming in which I can drink all I want, so it's the perfect time for R&D.
(The recipe shown on the package is for my favorite cocktail, the One of a Pear. Shake over ice.)
*Don't ask me, man. This is what google tells me and google knows everything.