Or recently was pregnant. Science can't distinguish between the two. Beta hCG at 13dpIUI is 87.
Nurse Idiot (I feel bad for calling her that, since she did get me pregnant, but it's her NAME. Also, she copied my cell phone number down wrong, which is why I got to spend an extra four hours waiting--thank god I stopped by the clinic on my way home.) says this is a little low, but that we're not going to worry. Yeah right. You can't say a little low and not going to worry. You have to pick one. And 87 is really far from infinity. So I'm scared. Too scared to google. And I beg you not to give me any false hope. If this is low, don't hide it from me with cheery comments that are all like you have a million babies in there and everything is awesome!
Beta #2 is Friday. Thank you all so much for your selfless kindness, for the generosity of your support, and for waiting with me.